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A fatal condition some women have where they seemingly lose grip of English grammar conventions and decide to start writing like a complete fucking tool. These people also browse Tumblr regularly.
"Have you ever seen a girl on the internet or anywhere else write in all lowercase with run-on sentences and no punctuation? Did you have the sudden urge to find them and punch them in the face?"
"Yeah, it's called unique against-the-system white girl syndrome."
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Just by looking at her you can tell she'd be boring in the bedroom. She's classy, conservative, ladylike and a starfish in bed, only participarting in vanilla sex. She'd be horrified at the thought of giving a blow job. Asking her to partake in some anal action would have her shrieking "You Wanna Put What Where?".
Guy: "Look at that chick, shes fuckin hot!"
Other Guy: "Yeah but she'd be one of those You Wanna Put What Where Girls"
Guy: "Ahh tru dat"
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national give a girl your hoodie day is November 7th
Damn I have to give her my hoodie tomorrow because it’s national give a girl your hoodie day
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A Carmel the perfect girl bstfrn is an amazing rare unique friend. It is extremely hard to come by a girl best friend as great and perfect as Carmel. She is the bestest girl best friend there ever was and is a supportive and comforting best friend you can tell anything to. She is interesting considerate intuitive and very talented. She normally has a funny girl best friend and a boy best friend who can be annoying and stupid and do stupid things without thinking. She has little to no imperfections and has many people trying to copy and be like her. She takes the number one spot out of all of your friends let alone female friends.
Carmel the perfect girl bst frn is my girl bst frn. She is not insecure and is funny fun and entertaining.
She prefers to say bst frn instead of best friend for some reason
Antonyms-avi stupid bitch avinaash
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October 3rd Mean Girls Day (October 3rd) because of the famous scene that features protagonist Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) and her high school crush Aaron Samuels (Jonathan Bennett). In the scene, Cady narrates that “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.” to which she replies “It's October 3rd."
Person 1: “Hey, why aren’t you wearing pink?
Person 2: “Why would I wear Pink?”
Person 1: “Because today is Wednesday, October 3rd aka Mean Girls Day (October 3rd), Duhh”
Person 2: “Ohhh are you talking about that famous teen clique movie from the 2000’s?”
Person 1: “What else would I talk about? Especially Today!”
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Dress up like a E-Girl/Boy
Vsco Girl: what is June 3?
Me:National E-Girl/Boy Day
Vsco Girl: and I oop- sksksksk nooo
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Time can't afford no time
Can't afford the rhyme
Never mind, someday maybe
Boy meets girl
And love, love is on it's way
Boy meets girl
Boy meets girl
Bang, feel a little love
Carino dime
Never mind, someday Terry
Feel the pain
Hit, feel, rap, sweat
Why, feel the floor
Sweets for my way
Boy meets girl
Boy meets girl
Why, feel the floor
Sweets for my way
Boy meets girl
Boy meets girl
Feel the rhyme
Take the time
Go fighting to the top
Go number one
Stick a honey bun
Your mind begins to flop
How take in steam
Recall your dream
Hey Camisas
Your favorite shirt is on the bed
Do a somersault on your head
Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl)
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