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A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
This is the moment where yk that he is in love with u
Bf: I love you more than football
When an Indian person dates a non-Indian person, with no real intention of getting married, until they abruptly break up with that person so they can have an arranged marriage with an Indian.
I fell in love with an Indian woman, but it was an Indian Love Trap, and she broke up with me for an Indian man of her parents' choosing.
My favorite song that makes life worth living. I LOVE YOU BEYONCÉ!!!!
What's your favorite song???
Oh, it's Love Drought by Beyoncé! That's my girl!!! 😝😝 AAAAAAA
FYCK JAY Z
So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and
Pride
Start your journey
Early or maybe later
(Get your boots on)
Look for rainbows
(It's cloudy)
Take your hair-dryer
Blow them all away
In you, I find a story
I want to keep hearing
In you, I see all colours
Not just black or white
In you, I find a reason
A hope for all dreamers
You are my fill, you're my supply
Of love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and p, p, p, p, pride
Knowing, sensing
Seeing
Eating, sleeping
(That's just being)
Touching, testing
Loving
Wanting and taking
More love and more pride
In you, I find a story
I want to keep hearing
In you, I see all colours
Not just black or white
In you, I find a reason
A hope for all dreamers
You are my fill, you're my supply
Of love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
Ah, ah, ah, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, oh, oh
Ah, ah, ah, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I'm taking it round the world, world, world, world, world, world, world, world)
The world, world, world, world, world, world, world, world
I'm taking it round the world
Some love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
I said, that's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and
Pride
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
If you have made over 50% of yats from essex squirt then you are a love muscle.
oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.