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Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.

Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.

by Stoney69 August 30, 2019


Love and Pride

That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and
Pride
Start your journey
Early or maybe later
(Get your boots on)
Look for rainbows
(It's cloudy)
Take your hair-dryer
Blow them all away
In you, I find a story
I want to keep hearing
In you, I see all colours
Not just black or white
In you, I find a reason
A hope for all dreamers
You are my fill, you're my supply
Of love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and p, p, p, p, pride
Knowing, sensing
Seeing
Eating, sleeping
(That's just being)
Touching, testing
Loving
Wanting and taking
More love and more pride
In you, I find a story
I want to keep hearing
In you, I see all colours
Not just black or white
In you, I find a reason
A hope for all dreamers
You are my fill, you're my supply
Of love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride

That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
Ah, ah, ah, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, oh, oh
Ah, ah, ah, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I'm taking it round the world, world, world, world, world, world, world, world)
The world, world, world, world, world, world, world, world
I'm taking it round the world
Some love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
I said, that's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and pride
That's what my heart
Yearns for now
Love and
Pride
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh

by Death Menace April 22, 2023


love Muscle

If you have made over 50% of yats from essex squirt then you are a love muscle.

oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.

by MrBarv August 1, 2022


love Muscle

If you have made over 50% of yats from essex squirt then you are a love muscle.

oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.

by MrBarv August 1, 2022


Toe Love

Being fond of toe-sucking

My girl has lots of Toe Love

by MonkiesDontExist April 7, 2020


Forbidden Love relationship

This is when a adult have a romantic relationship with a minor or underage person or a kid. You can but you can’t do anything sexual with this minor until she’s the legal age of consent or their parents consent to the two of you marriage and you get married. So basically kissing and hugging and cuddling but be careful of cuddling that nothing sexual is about it. Including sensitive areas.

I had a forbidden love relationship with this five year old girl since she was 5 years old and had to wait 13 years later before we can get married and have sex. All we did was kiss and we still happy in love 40 years later. Faithful and don’t ever cheat on each other with many children who are all stars and the greatest kids ever.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 1, 2022


The love of ur life

Ellabess

She’s mine, the love of ur life

by Mason Shavers July 6, 2021