Ass me

When you want someone to furk your ass.

Go Ralph!Ass me!

MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Quote to say to starscream (only if youre megatron)

STARCREAM! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

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everyone who is not me

Dumb cunts

Y'all aren't me (everyone who is not me)

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

lock me in your basement

usally said to an attractive female or male like some weirdo, so prob you because your reading this.

woman on c.ai: omg gojo please lock me in your basement!
woman on ig: omg sukuna please lock me in your basement!