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listen man, I get it. you're bored to hell. But maybe it's a good idea to stop typing random shit onto your keyboard and work on your essay instead?
Ugh... I feel !qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/!! I just wanna do something interesting to save me from this hellish boredom...
When you’re fisting a girl and start making her work like a puppet
Did you see Chrissy give Lenea the ole Jeff Dunham last night? “I wanna shove my hand in that gorgeous pussy and wear her like a sock puppet!”
A Pokémon joke implying masturbation.
A: "So what're you doing tonight?"
B: "I'll be training the ol' Weedle."
A loud ass creaking ass shaking ass fan that makes clicking noises when you turn it on.
Don’t turn on the fan it sounds like an ol’ dankis!!!
Definition 1:
Shitting through a glory hole onto an unsuspecting victim.
Definition 2:
Pooping through a hole in the wall in a bathroom.
"You hear Terry hit the boi Dary with the Ye ol' Wall Sphincter last night?
I heard an ol' battle cry as soon as he came out of the stall."
(7:14PM)
A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.
The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.