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The MTM 8, also known as the Loader, is a robotic loader used in the Black Mesa Research Facility to handle crates and other objects, as well as other tasks.
Doctor Methers:I programmed that MTM 8.
Nigel the Builder:I built it.
Doctor Freeman:I saw it.
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When a woman has had tons of sex vaginally and anally, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an iLady) get stretched out considerably. A stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.
"I slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that I was even inside her!! Talk about a stretchy 8 - after several kids and apparently tons of sex, her shit was loose as a goose!! She needs a vaginal rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! Damn!!
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This person is mostly stubborn. They think every girl/ guy that talks to them is obsessed with them( only if the feeling is not mutual) they are the nicest/ sweetest person you’ll meet out there but never tell them your feelings. THEY ARE ALSO FUNNY!! They love memes.
Me: hey I think I have a crush on you
May 8:
I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.
*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji
May 8: are you flirting with me right now
you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever
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this is obviously a smiley face ! and anyone who thinks it’s a willy is totally loserish
Mia: see u later ! 8=D
Tay: omg a willy !!!!
Mia: omg get with it, its a smiley face
Tay: oh, omg i’m so embarrassed (turned into a loser)
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Oh shit of fuck she died on September 8 oh shit oh fuck
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National boys don’t drink day!
”Are coming to the party on november 8?”
”No, it’s national boys don’t drink day”
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National hold hands with your crush day
Steve:I really want to hold hands with Rebecca
Bro:Well its November 8 do it
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