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When you know what the negative outcome of a situation will be, but decide to put yourself at risk instead of avoid it. A move played by someone without a will to live.
1. Josh: "I know water is going to make me throw up, but I'm going to drink it anyways."
*30 minutes later*
Person: "So did you throw up?"
Josh: "Yes."
Person: "Way to pull a Josh."
2. Mark: "I know I'm going to be fired if I ask my faggot b0ss for a raise, but I'm going to do it anyways."
Jimbo: "Stop pulling a josh and get real Mark. You can't do that."
3. Player 1: "I know I have to keep myself hidden from the Nazis, but this a perfect shot. I'm going to pull a Josh and kill this Jerry bastard!"
Tombstone: "Player 1 has been gassed by Mein Führer."
Josh Goldberg is funny, caring, nice, determined, sweet, thoughtful, hot, attractive, and a good friend. Josh Goldberg isn't one of those people that you just know, he is one of those guys you wanna be with and cherish every moment you talk. If you are ever lucky enough to date Josh Goldberg, then love him with all of your heart and never let him go. Josh will always include you and he cares about you. He will always make you laugh. He's also really good at sports. His perfect hair, smile, and attitude are always great to have around. Josh Goldberg doesn't just walk into your life, he leaves footprints on your heart. Josh Goldberg doesn't care if your ugly, pretty, tall, short, skinny, fat, black, white, yellow, dumb, or smart, if you're nice to him, that's all that matters. We can all learn a little bit from Josh Goldberg everyday. Josh Goldberg is very outgoing and friendly.
I must be the luckiest girl in the world to be dating Josh Goldberg!
An epic guy who sleeps with everyones girlfriends and is the best fighter/hair puller in the world. He plays the violin, and is forever winning.
Owen: "Hey Josh you're totally the best fighter ever I wish I could be like you, one hand punching and the other hand fondling on my girlfriend!"
Josh Pillault: "Yeah I'm just that cool. I just, y'know, do my own thing, get overly excited and mad about the stupidest shit."
Owen: "Yeah that's pretty cool
When a person takes a contraian position on any given topic only to create an arguement. The person pulling a Josh generally does not care about the issue that is being argued over, and more than likely is playing the devil's advocate for his/her own enjoyment.
Person X: This couch is the most comfortable couch ever!
Pulling a Josh: No it's not.
Person X: Dude, this couch is pretty damn comfortable.
Pulling a Josh: Have you sat on every couch in the world to know that?
Person X: No, but I didn't...
Pulling a Josh: Then it's not the most comfortable couch ever! (Smugly sits in his own victory poop while others are annoyed)
The most interesting man alive.
Like those Dos Ekes commercials but Josh Loftis is actually real.
Fuck nigga, Dumb as a retarded clown, not remotely funny but insists he is every five minutes. Honestly believes other people are laughing at his jokes when only he is laughing. Tall but only in the neck. Most often found eating sardines while on the toilet backwards naked.
Favorite phrase: "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside of you". #josh parks
A mythical creature of very round stature that has a pet turkey named 'Oqueefe' and also plays with his very jagged and macaroni shaped penis. He calls it Christian Katsanos. He also has a neighbor called 'Fatty Philip' who licks his vagina all day and wishing he had a copy of Halo Reach.
One day a brave adventured name 'Cody the FUCKING AWESOME' came through the forest in search of food' He saw Josh Shoup and immediately shot Josh Shoup. Nearby a creature named 'Poopstain' came from under his hole and jumped on Cody leaving piles of shit everywhere. Cody immediately took this little papaya shaped creature and threw it at Josh Shoups penis A.K.A Christian Katsanos. Cody returned home where his neighbor the village homosexual named 'Dylan' was having sex with Pp2000 all over the floor.