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An act of utter exuberance over the cuteness of another individual
A newly-in-love couple is joking around and having a good time with each other...
Boyfriend: I like you. A lot.
Girlfriend: *cuddles him and gives him one hell of a kiss*
Boyfriend: What am I gonna do with you!?
(Enter in to sexy time mood if desirable)
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A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.
"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
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When Apink's Eunji was singing MAMAMOO's song, "Piano Man". She tried to sing the iconic part "We are MAMAMOO" but she remembered she was from Apink and instead she sang "I am Apink".
"I love Eunji's "We are MAMAMOO! Oh... I am Apink~" is just so cute"
1. A popular Nigerian phrase (in Pidgin English) that implies that 'ugly' people cannot be loved by anybody other than their mothers, based on the belief that mothers generally love their kids regardless.
2. May have originated from the English saying, "a face only a mother could love"
Obasanjo is a typical example of monkey no fine, but him mama like am
Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this
why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books
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What is said when a man doesn't have any balls, a final admitance of conformity.
"I don't have any nuts, but look, it's a new tie I am wearing?"
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A reaction of a 12 year old on something inappropriate.
'porn on youtube'
''i am 12 years old and what is this''
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