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i refer to my ass as america

because it shits out random stuff

i refer to my ass as america because it shits out random stuff

by the man who will eat your cat January 29, 2022


Good Morning America

At an all male sleepover, whoever falls asleep first gets jerked off and then smacked in the face with the offending splooge covered hand... slapper must shout, "Good Morning America!" upon delivery of slap.

Bobby called his mom crying to pick him up from the sleepover after Johnny gave him the Good Morning America.

by JYeezie March 30, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Que chingue a su madre el America

Literally, "America fucks its mother". Mexican expression used when someone wants Club America (A football team) to fuck off.

Que no se pierda la tradicion de decir Que chingue a su madre el America!!

by sdlgcdg:v April 4, 2016

72๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America

Something yelled by white trash while being arrested while wearing nothing but underpants.

Stan's dad was getting arrested and yelled Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America!

by WavedBrute July 21, 2011

40๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


the presidents of the united states of the united states of america

perhaps on of the greatest bands to ever play.

The presidents of the united states of the united states of america are a great bans!

by JOHNSON September 19, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


United States of America v. Donald J. Trump

An unprecedented indictment charging the former president with three conspiracies: one to defraud the United States; a second to obstruct an official government proceeding, the certification of the Electoral College vote; and a third to deprive people of a civil right, the right to have their votes counted. Mr. Trump was also charged with a fourth count of attempting to obstruct an official proceeding.

A previously-unimaginable moment in American history, the result of electing a morally, intellectually and financially bankrupt TV show host to the country's highest office: United States of America v. Donald J. Trump, and how could it have ended otherwise, how did it happen? Half the country wants him back in the White House. That's how.

by Monkey's Dad August 2, 2023

9๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


Let's go make America great again.

Let's go smoke some weed.

Wow! It's 4:20. Let's go make America great again.

by Mr. Lyle January 12, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž