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When something scares you and your asshole puckers
Rob's crazy driving had me blowing asshole kisses
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An informal logical fallacy in which one arguer compares the unpleasant activities of another to her/his own more favorable circumstance. For a comparison to fall under this fallacy, the arguer must both act like the situations are the same and make the other person feel bad about their own circumstance.
Arguer: "You think it's bad being an actuary? Yeah, try being an baby animal cuddler who has no allergies whatsoever."
Other person: "Bullshit! Asshole comparison!"
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1. someone who doesn't have a clue, doesn't care that they don't have a clue and can maintain a constant stfu attitude about not having a clue while knowing that they don't have a clue. (see George W. Bush)
2. Anyone who both disagrees with your position and behaves in a way of which you do not approve. Usually referred to as such when not in immediate physical presence.
3. You, if you say it behind their back and can't say it to their face.
1. W is such a clueless asshole that he actually believes he's the Decider.
2. I wonder if Larry Craig ponders what a clueless asshole he is when he's taking a dump.
3. Hey, how's it going? Haven't seen you in a while. (While thinking to yourself: I haven't seen this clueless asshole in over a year. I guess my luck just ran out.)
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"Asshole-Up"
1. To "Man Up" but with the attitude of an Asshole.
2. To go from nice guy to an Asshole in an instant.
3. To be an Asshole!
Guy 1: If that guy is looking for a fight then I'll just "Asshole Up" and rip his fucking head and shit down his fucking throat!!!
Guy 2: Damn dude, calm the fuck down!
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The act of pouring hot sauce on your penis and shoving it in an asshole
I accidentally got some hot sauce on my dick and instead of washing it off I gave your sister an inflamed asshole
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A salt rimmed shot thats three parts whiskey and one part guinness. First you lick the entire rim or "toss the salad" then you pound that salty asshole. First developed at FabCon 2011 as a shot that no one wants. But, by mistake, turned out to be not that bad. The salt really helps the rest of the asshole go down. It's a perfect shot for anyone who daring to take it.
Customer: hey I'm in the mood to try something new and daring
Bartender: What about a Salty Asshole?
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A very loosely used term for either someone who is very lucky and knows it or a slightly weird gay-porno
You got the iPhone 7 ????
You lucky asshole
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