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you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!
'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'
When you become a legal adult and you can make your own decisions but your parents or any one older than you thinks you are still a child.
"It's her eighteenth birthday so she's going to get a tattoo."
"She thinks she's so grown because its her eighteenth birthday."
To celebrate one more year of being alive by almost dying from overdose
yo bro, It's my birthday, lets do all kinds of drugs and wash them down with alcohol.
the day you were born. dont expect to have a birthday party after you turn 13. after that, all you get is a card.
Person 1:happy 13th birthday, jessie!
You: F*uck off
The day you were born or the days every 1 year after you were born in which you celebrate. Also the day you can get gifts and presents. Also the day you are 1 year closer to death.
A : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
B : Why would I be happy is my birthday?
A : Because you're 1 year older now
B : aka one year closer to death
A : ...
B : leave
A : okay