After a few beers, you have a hankering for male genitalia
I definitely felt myself turning into a BRANDON WHITE last night after we slammed down that case of beer
When a couple is soaking in a hot tub or bath and the guy holds his breath to put his face under water and perform oral sex on his girlfriend.
We were just soaking in the jacuzzi and kissing and then he did The Brandon Special and went down on me under water!
Sex demon thats very down bad all the time and can't go more then a week without "yoga"
Im in a Brandon the Lover mood.
Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.
Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.
Is often a bot at fortnite and other video games.He is not that smart and is a bad person.
Brandon Badcock is a bot!
A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"
Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!
The best giants hitter this season.
Timmy: The captain Brandon Belt hits another damn home run
Jimmy: Fuck yeah go giants