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A date that is strictly for getting the D
They’re not going on an actual date it’s just a D date
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Grease Date - when two (or more) consenting parties lather each other up with baby oil then have vigorous intercourse.
Jason and I had an amazing grease date last night...my pussy is still sore!
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When two of your good friends are now dating, but the three of you still hang out together as normal.
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sally: "what're you doing tonight?"
jane: "i'm hanging out with tom and suzy."
sally: "sounds like a tricycle date. have fun!"
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jane didn't want to join tom and suzy for another round of hangouts this friday because she felt it would become too awkward if they went on too many tricycle dates.
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They are nicer, fancier, and classier balls that come out when you're on a special date. Most girls know whether or not you've got your date balls hanging down there or if you're still just packing normal boring balls. Girls will generally bring it up once they know they've come out too.
Kate immediately grabbed Drew's hand and pulled him back to her bedroom from the TV once she noticed that his date balls had come out.
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More than friends with benefits where you are also emotionally vested but at a lower level of spectrum than a much serious relationship such as commitment or marriage.
Gang of friends: Hey man, so you have been seeing that girl for a while now, you guys committed?
Puli (the playboy of the gang): Not at all! What we have is a "dating partnership".
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When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.
To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
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When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.
-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating
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