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Default date is not at the beginning of August when the US runs out of money as most people think. It's actually more of a "guys night out" form of male bonding.
The Default Date is when Boehner invites Cantor out to dinner and a movie at the end of July 2011 instead of working on the budget.
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When two friends that are both dads take their kids out in public together
Jim and Todd totally had a dad date last week lol Saw them out with the kids when I went to the movies the other day
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when ur bf is a cunt and doesn’t love u enough
craig :we could date but we want it on the down low
joe: unofficially dating ??
craig: YASSS
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A woman (sometimes called a 'beard') who pseudo-dates a homosexual man in order to conceal his homosexuality.
Person 1: Cheryl and John are so cute together!
Person 2: Nah, they're just lavender dating.
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When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.
To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
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When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.
-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating
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When you are a senior and you date a freshman. You also post weird photos that make your entire school feel uncomfortable.
Do not do weird dating.
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