Falling asleep with a girl instead of having sex
I Done a Dave last night
An Old Man who will destroy the internet
Dave the sesh lord will destroy memeulous
Having a “Dave’s hot chicken” Reaper chicken strip pushed onto your anus trying to get as much of hot seasoning to remain as possible. Your partner then uses the “Dave’s sauce” to lick off the seasoning, generally slowly, to cause it to burn both participants.
“Hey can we stop and get some chicken strips later? I want you to give me Dave’s fire finger.
The American friend that doesn't understand British humour.
A big fella who loves a cheeky spliff and wank on a Saturday
“That big dave guy really loves stardawg”
The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can
Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one