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The absolute smartest man on the face of the Earth!
Dave Their: I don't think Sony will announce the PS5 in February- posted February 29 by Dave Thier
Everyone: Why didn't I think of that.
On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Realest person, real chill, don't really care about anything, sleazy, doesn't trust people. If you mess with him you might get bodied!!
That ni**a Fenkell Dave cool as h*ll
Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people
Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"
A person who typically works in a petrol station or garage.
“What do you work as?” “Oh he works as a dave yelverton”
Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.
Jammer Dave loves to mega jam tbh
A Semen covered Turd after the action of Anal
Babe I need to go drop my Milky Dave because you came in my asshole