A pink frosted, rainbow sprinkled donut. Also used for cleaning windows, according to Smosh and Wikipedia.
Ian: If you used Wikipedia more often, maybe you would know that before donuts were used for eating, they were used for cleaning windows.
He then washes a car window with his pink frosted sprinkled donut, although it doesn't work well.
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When your d*ck is so small you have to drive stun epileptic teens to feel alive.
He quit the force because he got in trouble for being a dirty donut operator.
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A Scottish phrase that translates as "Go and sell your ass". "Raffle" meaning "sell" and "donut" meaning "ass". Said by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" on May 22, 2008.
McTeagle: Lend me 50 pounds to mend the shed.
McDonald: Away and raffle your donut ya wee girl!
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A premium sex move performed by a hooker, most commonly favored by the wealthy. If you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.
Guy: What's a Backwards Jelly Donut?
Hooker:Sweetie, if you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.
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Some one who is one donut short of a dozen is basically missing a key element to their brains. A.K.A., they are stupid.
One egg short of a dozen works too, but that sounds nasty.
P1: Look at Anna- ew, why is she hugging that cardboard cutout?
P2: Oh, she's one donut short of a dozen. She thinks that's her boyfriend.
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when you're done beating your dick and your hand looks like a freshly glazed krispy kreme donut
"no don't come in the bathroom, i've got krispy kreme donut hand, bro"
A phrase by Mr. Ownagee's acoloyteβRakesh Cristovalβwhich enumerates the higher spiritual energy contained within an Indian man dressed in a batman costume, flipping garlic naan. In his home country, "Humskillia Bada Killha Donut" (also pronounced: BATASKILLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAPAKALA DONUT; Kapatilay Donut; Happe skilia hapa Kala donut; Hayamla skillyaaaaaaa hapakala DONUT) means many things including "apologizing to your bro/doggy".
This is how we apologize in my country, like "I'm sorry bro doggy I apologize for being the douchebag guy", we say Humskillia Bada Killha Donut!!!