National Grab Ass Day . Grab every ass you see as soon as possible, no rules apply !!
February 3rd only .
“damn bro did you hear about national grab ass day? ima grab every ass i see.”
On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.
Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.
"Why did you grab my ass?!"
"It's National Grab Ass Day."
For all the guys oput there.
We just want a bit of ass.
Damn its National grab ass day lets go!
On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure
Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.
A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
On October 6th you are permitted to grab any friends ass
Me:guess what it’s National grab ass day
You:gets ass grabbed
Stfu it’s not a real day stop harassing people .-. If you guys actually celebrate this day, fuck off 🖕🏻
Guy:It’s National Grab Ass Day, wanna go?
Guy 2: Ew no you sick fuck, stop harassing women.