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The time of day, usually between 2pm and 5pm when you're just tired of walking around doing normal every day stuff so you internally pray to the gods of chaos that the world ends cause you're just too pussy to kill yourself, and then you just text your friends saying "hi" and continue on living your life normally.
Yo wud up cuz, *moves head to the side* wud up blood!!!, both pull out their guns *shots fired*, *woman screaming* "call 911!!", a guy from the end of the street witnesses it all, *thinks to himself* "man... Looks like I'll be having some real kiwi hours today!".
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(1) n. A social gathering in Calhoun College that features free food, free arteriosclerosis, but no alcohol. None. (2) n. Another apparently unrelated event that is "happy" only because you just drank your way into oblivion for less than $9.
"Wow, that happy hour at Calhoun College was such good, wholesome fun!"
"Let's go to that other happy hour; I hear that there's alcohol!"
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When you up at 3 am and you bang an ugly AF looking bitch.
I met up with that ugly ass bitch during real nigga hours. I aint about to let nobody see me fucking with that bitch.
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When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background
Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous
emergency sad nigga hours is activated in the event it's not sad nigga hours but you must reflect on your actions, feelings, someone or something hurtful and or you are in fact, sad
E.S.N.G is relatively the same but for the people who can't wait for Sad Nigga Hours to come
Man 1 : my gf just broke up with me, it's sad nigga hours
Man 2 : it's not anywhere between 2 or 5 am, it's E.S.N.H.
Man 1 : E.S.N.H.?
Man 2 : Emergency Sad Nigga Hours
When you're blazed as fuck and you only do things at your own speed.
"sorry i'm late bro, i had a joint before I left, now i'm going at 420 miles per hour"
A fun alternative to, “have a nice day”
Person 1: whoops, sorry i bumped into you
Person 2: it’s fine, enjoy the next 24 hours