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She sucked me off for 60 seconds and swallowed all my Minute Maid
A person that cums in a minute
Oh my god, Joe is such a minute maid.
Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.
"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"
The time for an avarage person to find a normal definition of a word on Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: Everyone, int today 's lesson we are going to learn alot vocabularies. Today's main question is: what is the definition of the word "pandemic"
a while later...
teacher: alright times up, jimmy, what have you found?
jimmy: i haven't find anything on the urban dictionary!
teacher: how many times do i have to tell you jimmy, it will take 30 minutes to find a normal definition on urban dictionary!
When you laugh at something that somebody said out of respect before you realize that the joke was either bad or directed negatively towards you
James: I guarantee that the people around me all have super tiny dicks.
Ryan: Ha! Wait a minute...
James: lol u dumbass XD
Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes
Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"
Call- hes gone for a pot noodle
Fuck you Ryan, it is a saying.
Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party.