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Passing out in someones front lawn and being picked up in the morning by animal control
Matt pulled a Johnson yesterday. Matt is pulling a johnson
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A blockbuster trade in Fantasy Football with Reggie Bush for Randy Moss and Larry Johnson.
I'd rather get some Bush than a Mossy Johnson anyday.
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The main character of gta San Andreas who became a meme for saying "Ah shit, here we go again" and for pictures of him crying.
Did you see my TikTok video with the Carl Johnson memes haha.
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The act of inserting a stick of butter (or margarine, depending on preference) into a receiving partner who is bent over, gripping their ankles with their hands.
Dude, you did NOT do the Butter Shawm Johnson!
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WTF?! She let you do the Butter Shawn Johnson?! Wackest shit I heard today!
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A bald pussy with just a little bit of stubble. Called this because it resembles the actor Don Johnson's facial hair in the 1980s TV show Miami Vice.
It had been a few days since Mary shaved so I munched on her Don Johnson.
I fucked this bitch yesterday day and she wasn't completely bald, she had a little don johnson.
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An ugly looking troll creature that is 4'8 and reviews OTHER people's viral videos on Youtube so he can make a large profit. He steals other people's funny videos and makes terrible jokes about them that he repeats every video. This lonely troll also has a second channel that follows his scripted life around L.A. In these videos he has a guy (supposedly his friend) that has a job to laugh at all his lame jokes. He also hires vapid women to follow him around so he can get more views from YouTube perverts.
Idiot: Hey, did you wach that "fake and gay" video featured on Ray William Johnson.
Intellectual: No, because I have more than one brain cell, and don't support theifs who are as funny as a turd...
Reformed Idiot: I have been enlightened. I will never watch that pathetic excuse for a human again!
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The current County Executive of Prince George County, Maryland. A crooked ass politician that allow the school system to go to shit and crime reach a all time high. His reelection bid for his second term was so suspect he had Jesse Jackson endorsed him and lined the pockets of black ministers. His nickname is mush mouth. This idiots theme for the County is "livable communities" which is bullshit because the demographic inside the beltway is straight ghetto.
Jack B. Johnson is so fucked up it makes a brother want to vote Republican.
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