mud butt

Mud butt is just another term for "Diarrea".

You chugged a bottle of soy sauce?

-Yeah.
Your going to have a serious case of mud butt, very soon.

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Mud Shark

(noun) A dump taken in the ocean.

See: Speckled Corn Trout, Brown Tarpon, Speckled Cornfish

"I ate a big breakfast, drank too much coffee, and when I was out on the boat later, I had to take a dump... so, I jumped in the water and let loose a huge mud shark."

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Mud Shark

A Type of Shark that are found in the shallow waters of Chichester Harbor - South England. The sharks nest and raise their young, over the summer period, just under the surface of the mud. Mud Sharks normally range between 2-3ft fully grown although their are rumors of 3-4ft sharks that lurk in Bosham Channel. Mud Sharks are generally not harmful to humans except when protecting their young when they have been known to attack children bathing.

"ARGH I just saw a mud shark"
"aaw look at that fish... OH WAIT ITS A MUD"
"Don't let the Mud Sharks get you"

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mud flap

uncircumsized, the foreskin can be used as a protective barrier during a buggering session

no condom needed here, i already have a mud flap!

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Mud duck

A female from your boyfriends past who is still hovering around.... like she's stuck in the mud...

Damn!!!! Why is your ex still around babe?? She's such a mud duck...

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Mud Turkey

A sexual act where the guy fists the girl in the ass while she shits.

I gave that girl a mud turkey last night. She loved it

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blasting mud

Basically meaning you take a shit and get get it all over the bowl including the underside of the seat.

"hey make sure you look under the seat if you plan on blasting mud."

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