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When you blow a huge load of semen into a girl's eye, giving her a black eye.
Oh, I gave her the Ol Bin Laden last night!
Using your spouse's body to store snacks for later consumption in bed.
After I got the T.V., Toaster Oven, and kegerator all I was missing was the ol' snacktable as she is at work and will not be home until later.
Ole Jesper is the definition of the ultimate soulmate. The one you can’t live without.
Omg! I really think he’s my ole Jesper ..
Licking from front to back in one swift motion.
When ones partner wins the trick and you say, “Good Job buddy ol’ pal.”
you know what
fuck you
*proceeds to make a whole fucking paragraph*
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Wake your ass up cause its time to go beast mode
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