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A guys who lives by the memes and bantering all day.
"Hey arent you that streamer?" - Everyone
'No, kys fgt!' - Ole Meyer
"Hey arent you that streamer?"
'No I'm Ole Meyer'
@www.twitch.tv/brummeen
When somebody takes a really big shit
Kyle: ok you can use the bathroom now
David: god damn Kyle you took a big ole shat
Using your spouse's body to store snacks for later consumption in bed.
After I got the T.V., Toaster Oven, and kegerator all I was missing was the ol' snacktable as she is at work and will not be home until later.
Anyone who type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, zxacsqvdwbfengrmhtjykuliop and any other hidden keyboard triggers imaginable. If you turn on your computer on Saturdays then you increased the amount of boredom then you just type everywhere on your keyboard; up to down instead of left to right.
Sister: Stop pretending to type random letters and play Pony Town.
Me: Okay, then just wait a little bit. *searching `1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`7410/8520*963.-++-.369*0258/0147 into Urban Dictionary and see the definition*
My friend’s little girl is walking around wearing his tank top exposing her lil ol’ tiggies.
A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.
Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.