free floating soul system

The mood you get at when high, or simply by deciding not to worry about things you can't solve. The state of mind needed to go along well with your significant others.

Let's set our free floating soul systems so we don't get worried for all the shit we get to know on the news...

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love pact from blood to soul

its a type of pact that’s used by two people who love each other to the point they could die for each other. It can be used in any beliefs, first you need a paper and then you write your name, you need to write your intentions to the loved ones and at the end add a sentence “I promise that I’ll give you my everything from blood to soul” then your partner does the same, you both sign it by your names and your blood shaped like heart at the end you need to burn it to make sure no one will ever separate you such a cute marriage!!

A: Hey why do you have a scar on your finger..?
B:Oh it’s because I took a love pact from blood to soul with my boyfriend!!<3
A: aww thats so cute!!

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.

Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.

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Super Party Soul Sisters

When you and your two friends who are good looking enjoy a hand full amount of partying with ugly people.While you are partying, you are also soul sisters, and that makes the partying so much better. You form what is called a super party soul sister trip dick, where one of you walks into the party in the middle, with a sister on each side.

"Hey guys, I hear that the super party soul sisters are coming out tonight! It's gonna be a great party!"

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I sold my soul just for this mug

This is one of the many things you could use to buy the urban dictionary mug!
Instead of wasting your hard earned money, you wasted something else instead!

"Bob, why does your mug say you sold your soul for it?"
"Because I sold my soul just for this mug"

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You’re My Heart, You’re My Soul

Deep in my heart, there's a fire, a burnin' heart
Deep in my heart, there's desire for a start
I'm dying in emotion
It's my world in fantasy
I'm livin' in my, livin' in my dreams
You're my heart, you're my soul
I keep it shining everywhere I go
You're my heart, you're my soul
I'll be holding you forever
Stay with you together
You're my heart, you're my soul
Yeah, a feelin' that our love will grow
You're my heart, you're my soul
That is the only thing I really know

Let's close the door and believe my burnin' heart
Feeling all right come on, open up your heart
I'll keep the candles burning
Let your body melt in mine
I'm livin' in my, livin' in my dreams
You’re My Heart, You’re My Soul
I keep it shining everywhere I go
You’re My Heart, You’re My Soul
I'll be holding you forever
Stay with you together
You're my heart, you're my soul
Yeah, a feelin' that our love will grow
You're my heart, you're my soul
That is the only thing I really know
You're my heart, you're my soul
Yeah, a feelin' that our love will grow
You're my heart, you're my soul
That is the only thing I really know
You're my heart, you're my soul
Yeah, a feelin' that our love will grow

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She was a bleeding soul who loved his broken heart

You had been broken so many times. You still loved him knowing you were both broken. You had a broken soul, he had a broken heart, but you stuck together... until he left.

“She was a bleeding soul who loved his broken heart, even when he left and made her bleed even more.”