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puppy nelson

to jump on the back of another and begin to hump the piss out of them until they either fall down or just give it up

You see that girl im fixing to puppy nelson the piss out of her

by bjrebel February 28, 2014


hoe puppy

Hoe Puppy: Any Basic Bitch using the puppy tongue filter on SnapChat

Jennifer is such a fucking hoe puppy!! That girl is always using that same damn snap filter

by BwAnonymous May 18, 2017


Puppy face

How niggas look at you when they want some wings

*Person 1 and 2 are at the front buying some wings

Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour

Person 1: *Puppy face

Person 2: *sigh

“Alright fine”

by Ncthh5 June 18, 2023


puppy post

A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.

Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."

The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.

by ladytraveler March 23, 2011


chest puppie

your dog when they jump on your cheast

my dog is a major chest puppie

by someone else thats not u March 23, 2021


Puppy Slut

A person under the age of 18 that wears as little clothes as possible, behaves erratically around strangers and posts risky social media photos. Usually you will find someone like this in a mall, gym or school. Most puppy sluts seem to seek sexual attention.

I’m sick and tired of seeing these puppy sluts acting like it’s normal to be a skank when you get older.

by Vivortnite March 23, 2021


Sterilized Puppy

When a woman, willingly shoves a parking cone, up her vagina.

"hey, that girl has a parking cone up her vagina."
"yeah, she just pulled a sterilized puppy."

by TrulySwag August 30, 2011