rule 313

If it moves it is a fetish

Guy 1: dude did you hear about that guy who has a fetish for putting shit in helium balloons.
Guy 2: wow rule 313 right there bro.

Rule of Two

While a one night stand makes her feel used, a second hookup validates her worth. Then bail.

Remember that slut from the bar? Yeah, I used the rule of two on her.

Rule 138

If it exists, the government can regulate it.

"Hey did you hear about that air tax?"
"Rule 138."

Rule 118

A general rule of the internet stating that if there is not a fanfiction of it, it will be made.

Girl 1: "I love Black Butler"
Girl 2: "Rule 118"
Girl 1: "YAY!"

Rule 68

N. If a song exists, there is most likely a Naruto fan video for it.

Guy:Dude that new Drake single is awesome!
Girl: hey, I found a Naruto AMV of it!
Guy: but it just came out yesterday...
Girl: Rule 68.

Ja Rule

A rapper who thinks he is tighter than
50. he is the biggest faggot in the world!

Why r u acting like a Ja Rule?

rule of thumb

Commonly used term orginating in the early 1900s, when it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

Rule of thumb? Can't do too much damage with that thing, can we? Perhaps it should have been the Rule of Wrist. - The Boondock Saints