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Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024


force one's lute

verb
1. To annoy, irritate or mildly upset someone, sometimes unintentionally; grind one's gears, tick one off, get on one's nerves, rustle one's jimmies, overcook one's pasta.

Derived from a misinterpretation of a phrase from "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle" by John Clayton.

2. (obsolete) To break a seal, and possibly, the object(s) it adheres to as a result. Usually in relation to chemistry equipment.

1. "It really forces my lute when fonts use the clearly inferior and much uglier double-story lowercase letter "A" (а) rather than the superior, easy-to-write, sleek and beautiful single-story lowercase "A" (ɑ). But what forces my lute even further is the fact that the eyesore of a symbol that is the double-story lowercase "A" has managed to slither its way into most modern typefaces, becoming the standard with, bafflingly, barely any public pushback. The first letter of our alphabet truly deserves better."

1. "I decided to take Gerald somewhere different for lunch. I think the buger-bungeps we were served were forcing his lute, and he was in a bad enough mood already."

1. "A light that bright and harsh could easily force one's lute as they're trying to sleep."

2. "...At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses."

by SirDarwin March 31, 2024


Such a force

When any inconvenience happens no matter how big or small.

“That’s such a force
-David after he dropped a quarter down the drain

“Wow this is such a force”
Brenna after her house caught fire with her family in it

by Jovi2022 December 3, 2021


hoosier force

a softball travel team that is purple and pushes no matter what , And keeps there head up always even if that get out or doesn't make the play right .

Hoosier Force rocks!!!!!!!!

by softball~chick~36 April 18, 2016


We weren't expecting special forces

While playing Battlefront 2 Empire Story, during the humiliating wake of defeat via the Ewoks special imperial forces show up to assist the overwhelmed empire.

"We weren't expecting special forces... That's the point sergeant!"

by Plasma Phi November 7, 2023


Frank Force

To fuck shit up with such great force; usually in one blow.

Dude 1: Did you see that knockout!?

Dude 2: yeah dude, he must have Frank Force!

by Big E bless December 30, 2013


Friction Force

It is the force between two surfaces in contact that acts in a direction opposite to the direction of motion and causes the object to slow down and stop.

The friction force on the floor is somehow strong.

by poggings32 May 28, 2022