Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

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Take the Can

to take a used condom and swallow the contents, especially when the sexual act which produces said contents is of the oral variety.

"I thought I'd hooked up with some freaky chicks, but Amy...she likes to take the can."

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Taking the cream

Taking the cream is when you get the easy part of the job!

I'm taking the cream today not Dave Reece

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No take backs

When you can’t reset the words you said

I own a PlayStation.no take backs

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SHIT...TAKE!

When you accidentally say Shit in a public place then yell TAKE! As in the mushroom.

* Le guy sitting at restaurant*

*Knocks over Glass*
Guy: SHIT...TAKE!

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Taking the lead

A phrase used on a night out when a friend has pulled an ugly girl (a dog)

Dave: alright lads, this is Sheila

Dave's mates: Dave's taking the lead

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take it to the neck

to slam heroin in the jugular vein in your neck

i got some good dope bro lets take it to the neck

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