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Chain Bang

The act of going to a restaurant for one meal, then staying long enough at the same restaurant to eat the following meal of the day there. For example: going out for lunch with a group of your best friends, staying afterward to catch up on old times, potentially accompanied by dessert, then having dinner some hours later without having moved from the table except for restroom breaks or to refill beverages.

This is different from a bang bang, in that you stay in the same location and chain one meal of the day into the next over a period of time--versus grabbing a meal somewhere, then leaving afterward for another elsewhere in quick succession.

For the most authentic experience, it is advised to perform a chain bang at a chain restaurant.

Dude man: Hey scro, snag lunch at Culver's around 1 PM or…??
Broseph: Holla! I'm game. Mind if I bring Becky?
Dude man: Hells yes I mind, bitches aint shit.
Broseph: lel.

(they eat lunch and chew the fat)

Dude man: Dessert? Hot fudge banana split sundaes on me. No homo.
Broseph: I feel and look like Fat Bastard.
Dude man: No duh hickey. But about the dessert…?
Broseph: Fine, so long as it’s no larger than a wafer-thin mint.
Dude man: That’s what she said.
Broseph: lel.

(they eat dessert, slagging that slattern Becky mercilessly)

Dude man: These are the days of our lives. (said while belching)
Broseph: Dang dawg, it’s 6 PM??
Dude man: Dafuq. Guess we might as well eat dinner.
Broseph: Verily, your mom eats dinner.
Dude man: She can’t get enough of your tossed salad, apparently.
Broseph: lel.

(they eat dinner, discussing equilibrium displacement and stress distribution in a two-dimensional axially moving web under transverse loading)

Dude man: This lunch and dinner chain bang has been turnt af!
Broseph: Run and tell that! Boot and rally?
Dude man: Yeah nah, ima bounce to shag Becky. And your mom.
Broseph: Chainbanging the only women I'll ever love after a chain bang? Not cool, scro.
Dude man: lel.

FIN.

by Brugech June 5, 2020


Bang Sesh

Stress and love compounding in a quick, effective sexual encounter with your partner in a relationship.

Michelle was late to dinner because she swung by her boyfriend Joe's apartment for a quick bang sesh after a stressful day at work.

by dreidel January 13, 2016


Bang around

To hang out and have sex or bang all day

Want to come over and bang around?

by Jballs1227 November 28, 2016


Three bang

The second raise in limit texas hold-em.

I should three bang for value.

by llayners December 30, 2006


mud banging

Seen in other Cultures; watching a Fat streamer just eating food and being Arrosed by it.

Did you watch that man Mud Banging it was awesome how much he filled himself .

by Draex August 14, 2017


Bang out

People that keep playing the same thing over and over again.

Them four people just bang out GTA 5 doing heists all the time.

by Ap15667 March 31, 2016


lurk and bang

When you Pull up to the hood with your boys then carry out a mission

"yo g. Did you hear about yesterday. My man and his boys went round Funke's ends to Lurk and bang"

by ZlataniumJr7 April 17, 2017