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IncestLover#1: My daughter just ate my father's big mac.
Retard#1: Bro wtf?
IncestLover#1: There is nothing wrong with a little love.
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bryson is a fucking fat piece of shit who can smell mcdonalds from miles and miles away he will sit on you if you dont give him food within every 20 minutes and he is very scary. you can also hearhim from miles away walking all of the earthquakes are from him getting up which only happens every 5 years
person1: holy shit run its big mac bryson hes been awoken
person2: get the mcdonalds ready he'll be eating that for a good 30 seconds we can at least get far enough away to where he wont be able to get up again and chase us
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When a girl shoves a Big Mac inside her and the guy eats it out of her ass.
Guy 1: I think your girls on her period.
Guy 2: Nah, that’s just ketchup from the Big Mac 69er she did last night.
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A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
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Someone who really wants Mac and cheese, or is craving it while hungry.
I’m SO hungry! I would be such a Mac and Cheese Slut right now.
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A conservative who believes in nothing but big macs and porn and supports Israel
Big Mac Conservative: But muh big macs muh porn!
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A white puertorican that eats man dick everyday he oils mens penis with chicken grease before sucks them
Guy:Can i kiss u
Guy 2: YOur acting like Zach Mac BLue
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