Tom Knox

Tom Knox is a rare type of human which resides in Liverpool, England. He is a strange character and some have claimed to witness him scream “I don’t eat poo” or “Reeeeeeeeeee”

He feasts mostly on food he finds on the floor but his main source of food is his own and other people’s faeces

Dave: “I need a heckling poo”

Roger: “save it for Tom Knox the poo eater”

Tom Knox: “ooh baby don’t mind if I do”

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tom campbell

Legend

Tom Campbell is a legend

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tom bradying

seemingly perfect guy girls fall in love with, but ends up being self-absorbed, has a two inch penis, pees sitting down and wipes front to back, once you learn you run, but he will find you

I thought he was hot, but he was Tom Bradying

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Tom-tation

The incredible, uncontrollable temptation one has for Tom DeLonge.

Jenna, I seriously cannot control my Tom-tation.

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lying tom

someone who lies a lot.

"your a fuckin lying tom, billy"

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tom baxter

A prick with small penises and a constant 1000 yard stare

Did his good Tom baxter

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Raging Tom

When Tom gets stuck in space, IE, having an erection that lasts for over four hours.

at first i was excited to try Viagra. to my horror, it ended with a Raging Tom

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