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child rapist teacher

Mr. Becker, science teacher.

Mr. Becker dropped his pencil and asked the girl with the shortest skirt to pick it up, then after that he asked her to stay after class and she was absent the next day.

by concerned student January 3, 2004

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flower child

A kid who'se mother had sex with many men while being pregnant. This is a refference to the bees anf flowers.

Wow look at Johnny. I talked with his mom and she confessed that she cheated on her husband with alot of men. Poor Johnny. I never expected him to be a flower child.

by ohwow122 February 4, 2019

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Middle Child Syndrome

A disposition that generally arises with the middle child of three children in a household. Middle children often lack the attention that the oldest (the most important child) and the youngest (the parent's favorite child) receive.

Middle child syndrome is often characterized by: lack of friends (a loner), inability to maintain relationships, extreme creativity (writing, music, art, etc.), an easy going personality, trouble choosing a career path, trouble maintaining a career, quick loss of interest in things, negative outlook on life, half-assing, and indecisiveness. Famous middle children include David Letterman, Madonna, and Richard Nixon. Need I say more?

I am a middle child. I suffer from middle child syndrome. Therefore I am creative in writing this, but also extremely middle child-esque for writing this melancholy piece.

by Senobakaj May 4, 2009

873๐Ÿ‘ 329๐Ÿ‘Ž


child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause

"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"

by redheadbass January 13, 2013


natalie the devil child

Natalie the devil child is a person who is rude and very sassy to all other humans around her and will do anything for attention. She think the world only revolves around her and when thing aren't going her way she will flip.

"Uhg it's natalie the devil child I hope she doesn't come over here."

by walace June 21, 2017


chinese love child

Love children from China. Since the implementation on one child policy there has been a steady rise of Chinese Love Children.

Oh, Chun Sen sai has too many Chinese love children... way to avoid government taxes while forcing these children into child labor. Classic China...

by Tronboy333 July 18, 2017


bubble-wrap child

A child that is so overprotected by their parents, it's as if they were being wrapped in bubble-wrap to keep them safe and out of harms way. Often these children suffer greatest later in life when they enter the real world and have no experience in making mistakes.

That guy's so street stupid he must have been a bubble-wrap child

by ssblake May 25, 2007

41๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž