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“What the hell is that?” “Oh. That’s just my donkey moaning.”
A foul tasting French fry that tastes the way a donkey exhibit at the zoo smells
When I was eating at Wendy's, I hate to spit out the donkey fry.
When one eats like a donkey, using their large lips to engulf food.
Bro you're really donkey-lipping that banana.
Extremely hot and putrid smelling farts. The kind that can fill a room and feel like you’ve stepped into a steaming fog that surrounds your body and fills your lungs. The kind of fart that stanks so bad that you think it might get stuck on your clothes or skin.
“Oh man, I’ve been dropping donkey-bombs all day. Must be all those eggs and that kombucha I had this morning.”
“I couldn’t wait to get off that bus, I thought I was going to barf. Someone dropped a hot donkey-bomb and my eyes started watering.”
When you slap ones buttocks and (accidentally) hook their asshole
When I was in the bar lastnight, I was getting another drink some random guy slapped my ass and donkey-clawed me
Donkey Truck, Donkey Truck-ed, Donkey Truck-ing,
When inserted into a eloquently into a conversation at a party it can be used to inconspicuously let your partner know that you would like to leave the party. Similar to the ear lobe tug, which is neither eloquent or inconspicuous.
A common fool.
A form of gaslighting in which someone uses the accomplishment of a task for the sole purpose of getting what they want in return, then denying any agenda ever existed.
(inflection and context is very important) Donkey truck is commonly used as a safe word for people that may like their sexual activities a little more dangerous than the average folk. Establishing a safe word such as donkey truck, will prevent any unwanted mis-happenings. However, donkey truck has also been defined as a primal sexual position that may not be for the average first or second timer. It also does not want to be confused at all with its distant cousin, the donkey punch, as the end result will be drastically different. Additionally donkey punch also describes the more aggressive wet willy due to its use of two fingers instead of one. So as you can see, in certain situations, one would want to be very careful when using the word in the bedroom as a slight misunderstanding could cause drastic changes in outcomes. It is important that open and honest communication is established prior to any such activities. Donkey trucking is only intended to improve, not harm, relationships.
I was really hoping for a good donkey trucking the other night and all that guy did was stick two fingers in my ear. What a donkey truck.