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Schrödinger's Penis

The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.

Upon urbaning his name, Ben found out the he has a Schrödinger's Penis.

by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010


penis-looker

1. (noun) an individual who takes a peek at the male genitalia of others, often in a locker room setting or while using urinals

Paul's such a penis-looker; he's always trying to sneak a look at my dick!

by Mutari October 13, 2007


Penis Carnival

In with a large group of guys.
A group of males doing wierd things to each other.

The Basketball game was such a penis Carnival no girls at all.

Penis Carnival dude time to mess you up.

by Juan A August 20, 2008


your penis

is very small.

Damn, your penis is very small!

by Minecraft1238 February 15, 2019


Penis Eyes

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target approaches.

Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!

by Lulu Thompson December 10, 2007


Rat Penis

When someone has big wrinkly balls like a rat while also having a long and thin pee pee that is very soft yet flexible.

Honey Boo Boo:I was about to fuck chris but then I saw his nasty rat penis and I ran away

by Skasix November 08, 2016


flounder penis

Will’s tiny shrimp dick

Will’s dick is as small as a flounder penis

by Master of chundy May 16, 2018