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At an all male sleepover, whoever falls asleep first gets jerked off and then smacked in the face with the offending splooge covered hand... slapper must shout, "Good Morning America!" upon delivery of slap.
Bobby called his mom crying to pick him up from the sleepover after Johnny gave him the Good Morning America.
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Literally, "America fucks its mother". Mexican expression used when someone wants Club America (A football team) to fuck off.
Que no se pierda la tradicion de decir Que chingue a su madre el America!!
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Something yelled by white trash while being arrested while wearing nothing but underpants.
Stan's dad was getting arrested and yelled Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America!
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perhaps on of the greatest bands to ever play.
The presidents of the united states of the united states of america are a great bans!
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Wow! It's 4:20. Let's go make America great again.
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A rhetorical question, asked in an ironic sense, derived from a supposed conservative tendency to view disagreement as unpatriotic. It is chiefly used in two situations: when a non-conservative points out something damning to the orthodoxy, and when a conservative says soemthing that reveals hypocrisy.
"So, then, gay marriage will destroy society, but Abu Ghraib was perfectly okay?" "Why do you hate America so much?"
"I'm all for free enterprise, but when companies start offering domestic-partner benefits, free enterprise has gone too far." "Why do you hate America so much?"
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A lyric in guns in ships from hamilton
LAFAYETTE
"How does a rag-tag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!"
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