Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

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General’s thumb

The act of the male partner sprinkling hot spices over his thumb, followed by him sticking it in the female’s vagina and keeping it there until she salutes.

Bro you already know I gave her the General’s thumb last night.

Thumb Bean

It means someone who is named Antiove and is acting like a weirdo

Antiove you’re being such a thumb bean.

chin tuck thumb twirl position

The act of wasting reality time on a cell phone

There she is over there in the chin tuck thumb twirl position wasting time instead of doing her job.

Left Thumb Ring

When a woman wears a left thumb ring it signifies she's a Lesbian, on the other hand, If a man wears a left thumb ring, it signifies he's gay.

Wow, she's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay girls are going for her.
Wow, he's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay guys are going for him.

thumb shuffle

Sticking your thumb in a vagina or asshole and vigorously wagging it

“Yo dude, I thumb shuffled my girl last night and it saved me from doing any work”