Random
Source Code
Random
The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
90👍 10👎
The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
24👍 7👎
The act of ducking your thumb down just as you're about to shake someone's hand. If done properly, your hand will slide past theirs, and they'll be left awkwardly grabbing your wrist, looking very confused.
Did you see that? I just thumb ducked the crap out of that chump.
A mid to late 30s white male with a receding hairline, and to top it off a head shaped like a thumb.
Wow look at that bloke, he looks like a dusty thumb!
When you jerk off over your pants using just your thumb. This is commonly used by those who have an inability to release sperm.
When I was sleeping with my parents in third grade, I used the thumb method so I could get off without them knowing.
The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.
Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.
When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..
I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...