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Trump Drama — The penchant of the twice impeached failed president to find himself the “king of fucked up firsts”:
— The first President to have no political or military experience
— The first President to be charged with a felony after leaving office
— The first President to be charged with rape while in office
— The first President to be charged with rape after leaving office
— The first President to be found liable for sexual abuse
— The President with the most publicly documented lies told while in office (30,573 over four years as documented by The Washington Post ) including lying about the outcome of the 2020 election.
— The first President to interrupt the peaceful transfer of power in this nations history.
Ironically, Trump wants to be a king and he is “The King of Fucked Up First”.
Thank God he is the Republican front runner for the 2024 elections. Only he can save us.
The Republican Party is tired of Trump Drama; and, quite a few members have become DeSantis Curious.
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ranting on twitter about irrelevant stuff.
He had a presidential tweet & then went all trump crazy ranting about weird crap
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a tiny sausage, like a Vienna, but smaller and with an odd orange (Cheeto-like) color
Do you know what trumps willy tastes like? Hell, no, get out of here, you disgusting trumpervert!
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/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/
noun.
An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.
Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".
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When Donald Trump is in a debate with someone or responding to someone's opinion of him, he throws a tantrum like a five year old kid and name calls.
There Donald goes again doing the Trump Tantrum.
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A stand-alone response to a statement, declaring that the person giving it has no proof. Literally, "That's your imagination!"
Statement: "Ever see Hillary up close? She has a third eye! "
Response: "Trump balls!"
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The stain left after four years of a Trump presidency that is similar to the toilet stain left after a night of eating nachos and drinking beer.
Dude those jalapeno nachos and cheap beer we had last night made me leave a trump stain in your toilet.
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