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She jerked me off and I shot my bird liquor all over her sheets.
Perfect woman. One you would make yourself.
She's a Build a Bird. Bespoke fitty.
A colonel in the U.S. military, as the rank insignia is an eagle.
We'll be having a unit inspection by the full bird this week. Let's make sure we look sharp for Colonel Smith.
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When you are so wasted and making out with someone that you throw up in their mouth, much like a mother bird to her young.
Dude, I had like 8 shots of Jaeger and was making out with this girl. I was so wasted that I puked in her mouth. I totally gave that chick The Mama Bird.
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A girls un-shaved vagina, puss, Furr Burger... it somewhat resembles a birds nest, minus a bird... unless you still wanna slip your bird in there...
Tell your sister to grow out her birds nest for me!
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A.) (v.) To stare at the opposite sex in an obvious manner, such as a bird dog, like a Pointer, would do when the hunter has shot a bird.
B.) (v.) To stare while shading your eyes from the sun with your hand.
C.) (n.) A dog that hunts birds.
"Lets go down to the beach to bird dog."
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a symbol for good luck or hope, seen in many Bright Eyes songs.
"you're the yellow bird that I've been waiting for"
"did you forget that yellow bird? How could you forget your yellow bird?"
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