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catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.

by Sexydimma October 3, 2016


You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019


The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020


The Catch Rule

The official NFL rule that continues to fuck up teams chances at winning a game because on what seemed as a obvious catch to anyone who can think logically, is either overturned or ruled incomplete by the officials, usually ruining a teams chance to win a game entirely.

They overturned that obvious touchdown because the refs said he didn't fuffill the criteria of making a "catch" b cause that's what the catch rule says.

by Bog jumper December 24, 2017


Catching that on eye

To witness.

Billy was riding his bike home from soccer practice with his brother Walter. They see a mugging in an alley they normally cut through to save time and turn around to flee.

Billy says to Walter, "I'm catching that on eye... poor guy. Hopefully there was a camera!" as they race home in fear.

by Bird-0 May 28, 2023


Snatch Catch

Female version of a nut cup, used to protect your genitals in sports.

Stephanie-“Yo Tiffany you got an extra snatch catch I can borrow for my tennis match later”

Tiffany- “Yeah of course I would want you to hurt your ovaries

by MiTheGoddess September 6, 2021


snatch catch

A photo taken of a females genitalia

omg bro did you see the snatch catch chloe sent me earlier?

by Toddy's Terms June 28, 2019