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a paper mache shark that terrorizes the freshmen of high school
oh and it has a fricken laser beam on its head
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm freshmen," said the hall shark.
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When you have a sweaty ass and it chafes, stings and therefore BITES you........your ass is on fire on a hot afternoon. You have SHARK ASS.
Johnny was workin all day long.......sweating..........forgot to wipe after his noon time BM and now has SHARK ASS..........it BITES.
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When you’re giving a blow job and you get to the base and you unhinge your jaw and get the balls as well
Man, this bitch last night was giving my head and I look down and she’s doing the goblin shark, I’m in love bro
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Girl who enjoys giving head, but who is not very good at it.
"That trouser shark left teeth marks on my dick. Does anyone have a band-aid"
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Hey shark girl, how're those cramps?
Hey look she must be on her period, shark girl!
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(Noun, Derogatory Slang)
Someone who works in sales, usually a call center, who will ask a potential customer questions about things that matter to them, and then use those answers to manipulate them into buying something they don't need or signing up for a payment plan.
"Man, I wasn't sure I'd get off the phone, that sales shark kept pressuring me to buy a landline when I only use my cell phone. I couldn't believe he said I'd need a landline 'in case something happened to my kids and they needed to call for help'. Who says that kind of thing to sell something???"
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Alludes to position of leadership over subpar class of people. Stems from the Latin phase King Cutty Shark, inventor and President of Urban Prowlers, an online crew of malcontent caucasian wiggers
Cutty Shark destroyed the lives of many a white internet textcee, from Defc0n, to Len Duggan, to the Joker
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