monkey woman

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.

Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.

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Woman Moment

A common phrase used by sexist assholes, as a way to condescend women, when usually they’re referring to someone whose just blatantly stupid. A phrase men use to make them feel better about themselves, and/or make them feel superior to women.

Person 1 : Elon Musk has $200 billion dollars, and there’s 7 billion people on the planet. If he gave everyone 1 billion, he would still have $193 billion dollars!!

Person 2 : Woman moment.

Person 3 : I think she’s just stupid bro.

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Woman-child

A young woman with all the sexual charms of a female older than her years. Typically Asian women have this appearance. They have the sexual maturity of a woman, but the outward looks of a young girl: unblemished eyes, clear forehead, smooth cheeks, small chin and a generally youthful and innocent appearance. The combination is alluring to men for a number of genetic reasons.

Men are hardwired genetically to prefer youthful looking women because those women with those physical facial attributes have a higher estrogen level, and are hormonally more fecund, or fertile than older women who lose those attributes as their estrogen levels drop with age as they approach menopause.

Feminist driven society in the west attempts to shame men for their attraction to younger women by labeling them perverts. When women age, men find them less appealing for a reason. They are no longer fertile and our genetic imperative to procreate tells us to look for younger mates. The rest of the world still follows this male genetic programming. Sorry gals, it is a scientific fact. Deal with it.

Think about how many times I have fallen
Spirits are using me, larger voices calling
What heaven brought you and me cannot be forgotten
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman-child
Who knows love can endure
And you know it will. And you know it will.

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Trans Woman

Someone who was born a man but transitioned into a woman!

Trans Woman- yo bro, i’m trans
Trans woman’s friend- nice bro

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elephant woman

A dope , super thick white women.

Shorty a elephant woman

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grown woman on

a phrase use by women to indicate sexual intercorse, to say you're going to have sex

Im going to get my grown woman on

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Beautiful Woman

Women with tight bodies... and loose morals.

Bob, "did you see that beautiful woman Suzy"
Kevin, "only from behind"

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