Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'

"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"

Same as me arse for blisters

This was a north east response to the question- how's your belly for spots? It meant I am ok.

Exchange between friends-- how's your belly for spots?
Response -- same as me arse for blisters.
These were greetings and response indicating all is ok.

Arse Biriyani

When you have a biriyani so foul and you shit it out afterwards - Arse Biriyani

I could really smash an arse biriyani butt.

Donky arse

Donky arse i often used to say that someone has flat or misshaped ass

Guy 1: WoW that girl has a donky arse

Guy 2: oh shit you're right

Arse like his father

Looks like his dad.

Ya can't blame that one on the milkman. He's got an arse like his father.

Stunt arse

A northern man who take the place of a non-homosexual person in a gay porn film!

Actors: oh yeah, oh john your a big boy I want to feel you inside my arse!
Director: AAAND CUT! Bring in the stunt arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh I do hope I have enough lube for today’s shoot I was taking cock all last night as seemed to hardly have any left!
Actors: Time to pound that arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh yeah, you know how I like it!

genie-arse

1. A genie's ass

First definition of genie-arse by El-Cid on the youtube channel OneyPlays' 4th episode of "Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy (Crash 1)" playthrough.

Source: www. y o u t u b e .com/watch?v=S9LsGirlzec

1. Look over there! That's a fine genie-arse if I've ever seen one!

2. Imma get som fine genie-arse tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know I'm all about them genies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)