A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'
"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"
This was a north east response to the question- how's your belly for spots? It meant I am ok.
Exchange between friends-- how's your belly for spots?
Response -- same as me arse for blisters.
These were greetings and response indicating all is ok.
When you have a biriyani so foul and you shit it out afterwards - Arse Biriyani
I could really smash an arse biriyani butt.
Donky arse i often used to say that someone has flat or misshaped ass
Guy 1: WoW that girl has a donky arse
Guy 2: oh shit you're right
A sunburnt arse is a person whose face has become so swollen with sunburn that it looks like an arse (of generic appearance). Typically of English origin. There are no know cures.
babe: 'hey whats that baboon on heat doing staring at my tits ?'
dude: 'thats just a sunburnt arse!'
Looks like his dad.
Ya can't blame that one on the milkman. He's got an arse like his father.
A northern man who take the place of a non-homosexual person in a gay porn film!
Actors: oh yeah, oh john your a big boy I want to feel you inside my arse!
Director: AAAND CUT! Bring in the stunt arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh I do hope I have enough lube for today’s shoot I was taking cock all last night as seemed to hardly have any left!
Actors: Time to pound that arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh yeah, you know how I like it!