epic metal chick

any female who listens to any form of heavy metal,
very atractive
purly EPIC
not a bitch nor slut
does not act like the world revolves around them

not annoying
usualy smart dude freindly

stephen: ey, u know that girl lauren

antonio: yeah, why?

stephen: shes an epic metal chick

antonio: what does she listen to?

stephen:SLAYER and LED ZEPPLIN!

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Token fat chick

this is the girl in every group of friends that nobodies really sure whose friend she is, or who called her out, but is mysteriously always around at parties bars clubs and any general weekend get together. this chick is morbidly obese by medical definition wich is a minimum of 50 pounds overweight. She for some reason acts like she is sexy and is overly flirtatious with the known single guys in the group, and typically makes obscene and unwelcome comments such as: you can touch my breasts, ill go down, do you want a backrub, you know you like it, and i love penis. She is also usually very grabby. to add insult to injury this girl is almost always painfully unattractive.

Friend:Omg who is that girl she just grabbed my ass, i feel so violated.

Me: oh thats the token fat chick.

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kinky fat chicks

explains itself, seen on Jerry Springer, also best band in the world, kfc's will do anything for a little something

1: dude, ur girls a freak, she's a kfc man, she's a kinky fat chick

2: whoa, Kinky Fat Chicks is the bomb diggity

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Chick-Kun

The alias of an elite jackass.

<Chick-Kun> I should use my powers to abuse you.

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Check-in chick

Name for a check-in attendant at an airport or hotel.

I work for American Airlines as a Check-in chick.

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Chick-fil-a

Where the preps eat. Every. Single. Day

If you go to Chick-fil-A, preps will surround you.

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Pit Chick

A girl who plays in the pit section in marching band. Usually loud and funny. Seldom wears shoes in the band room or any room the section is practicing in. Most important: NEVER ANGER A PIT CHICK

Marching bander 1: Did you hear about the tenor sax player? He ticked off that Pit Chick and she hit him with a cymbal arm.
Marching Bander 2: I warned him.

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