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A massive penis used by horny women. usually in the shape of their favorite porn star or boyfriend.
Girl 1: Omg my new daddy dildo came in the mail!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!
When the male is wearing a strap-on on his ass and he has a male or female on each side and is penetrating both with his penis and strap-on; greatly exaggerating the thrust so you get good action on both sides.
Gabe, paired with John and Johniffer has a great time using the Dildo Dick Combo.
A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.
That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.
The person who created something so stupid or something that doesn't do what its meant to do.
Nadia: that was created by a dildo with arms
Something only a Taylee would have in the room all over her walls
Taylee why do u have 34 dildos ?
Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.
So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.
When a beugski gets boxed and killed in a 1v1 build fight on Fortnite and the coral commandos sing to proclaim the winner.
You’re so bad haha singing dildos