the fake toy version of a man's penis that either a man or woman can use to masturbate to and a woman can place into her vagina,her mouth,bumhole and everywhere elseðŸ˜.
'Man i just ordered a dildo since my man's on vacation, can't wait to use it'!
A purple thing that can be shoved into a woman (MURR)
Oi bro lets shove this dildo in this woman
1. basically a plastic penis for when you have no friends to have sex with
2. a city in newfoundland, canada
1. "aw i have no friends :(, atleast i have this dildo!"
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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"
A small gray floating man with no mose that gives you money
Example:
Violette: Hey’! Theres a dildo!
Britney: where?!
Violette: in the corner!
Britney: oh i see him!
Violette: lets go get his money!
Britney: hell yeah
DILDO- Democrat In Legal Designation Only
Sinema is a DILDO. She votes with Republicans most of the time.
A long rubber toy used by women to fill their pussy
I'm horny, let me stick my dildo in me
A guy normally named Dillon or Dylan who uses girls for sex. They normally have slept with over 20 girls.
Girl: Hey do you know Dillon.
Other girl: yea he is a dildo.