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When you get so drunk, in order to be restrained,the local law enforcement has to taser you twice to get you under control. And you still don't remember what happened.
After polishing off the bottle of Jim Beam, Rama was taser drunk.
Bob was so taser drunk that he punched a cop, got tasered twice, pissed and shat himself, and still has no idea where he was last night.
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Drunk Skillz
The art of keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices while you are totally inebriated yourself.
Danielle has mad drunk skillz, she totally walks Nichole home from Seacrets after 12 hours of drinking AND tucks her in AFTER she makes sure that she goes potty!
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That feeling you have been when you've listening to dubstep for a while and you don't really know what songs are good or bad anymore, and you just go crazy.
Hey dude, last night at that party was great!
Man I got Dubstep Drunk and grinded with some chicks.
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when one decides to get totally fucked up, thus passing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorknob (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorknob), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless sex.
I am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. Call that one whore that we know. make sure we have the camera.
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the level of drunkenness where your walking around the streets in nothing but your undies crying about your pathetic life
dude, mark got so loser drunk yesterday
really? wow hes so pathetic
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a very bad, uncontrollabe urge to call someone (usually the opposite sex or your boss) on the phone after an evening.....or afternoon in some sad cases......of heavy alcohol intake. Will usually result in the loss of friends, job, your reputation, and self respect.
After the bachelorette party, while inebriated, Susan decided that drunk dialing could be the foolproof way get back together with the guy who dumped her months ago. To no one's surprise.......the plan backfired and everyone now points at her and laughs.....including the guy who dumped her months ago.
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The Kind of Drunk You get after two or three $6 bottles of Vodka. Stumbling, Drooling, Sluring Drunker than TEN INDIANS DRUNK. Just Picture it, Also see TED KENNEDY
I was so fucking Bum Drunk Last night I think I Shat Myself, Does anyone remeber that Fat Sluts Name.
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