two stops from dagenham

mad (colloquial, particularly in Essex)

because the station 2 stops from Dagenham is Barking.

Yeap, you've gone two stops from Dagenham!

Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...

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support from under the desk

The act of "support from under a desk" is to receive oral from under a gamers desk,often a PC gamer.

"Hey babe want some support from under the desk"

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who are you from home?

what is your maiden name?

Cathy Cook: Sally, dear, who are you from home?

Sally Smith: An O'Neil. My parents are Shaun and Maggie.

death from above 1979

a band that kicks so much arse they only have 2 people in their band a bassist and a drummer and the drummer is vocals i mean how sweet is that. thats like so sweet it makes me crap my pants.

oh man death from above 1979 rocks my anus

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bowl from the pavilion end

To insert one's penis into another man's anus.

That's it. I've had enough of dating crazy women. From now on I'm going to bowl from the pavilion end.

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The sheep from the middle east

A nickname given to define someone who keeps his pimp hand strong .

Bloodbath :"Shit son did you see how he handled dat bitch!!"
Tree : " Damn straight he s the sheep from the middle east "

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