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An extremely painful, overly enthusiastic handjob that includes trauma to the testicles.
"I've been singing soprano ever since that drunk chick scroat-o-hammered me last night."
Lets get super drunk. Or lets get fucked up ( by getting drunk)
Utsav - Wanna go to the bar?
Anup - Fuck yeah!! Lets get hammered tonight.
A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.
I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!
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adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid
My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.
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Spoken quickly and flatly, as a rejection (with authoritative disdain) of another's opinion, request, suggestion. (Originated as sound bite on sports talk radio station, where Mr. Hammer produces.)
Your idiot relative at Thanksgiving dinner: That Brittany -- she'll make a comeback, you'll see.
You: Lee Hammer says no.
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1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.
1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.
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To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.
Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."