Hard Pickleback

When a girl takes a shot of vodka and the guy takes his wiener from the pickle jar and inserts it into her mouth.

“Our date went pretty good. We started out with dinner, then shots of vodka, and it then he gave me a hard pickleback! “
“I could tell the bartender liked me when he offered me a hard pickleback.”
“I knew he had a big dick when I asked him for a hard pickleback and he told me we would need to get a barrel.”

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Hard Hat

Placing an erect penis on top of a women’s head. Hence giving her a hard hat.

Now sit still so I can give you a hard hat

hard listener

when you tell someone something, they acknowledge they hear you, and don’t do it or do the opposite. it’s not that they don’t care or hate you, you just can’t get your point across to them so you have to dumb it down.

Jack and rock are hard listeners. what does that mean? they’re fucking dumb

hard delete

When you get hammered to the point of remembering nothing, making a complete fool out of yourself, pissing a lot of people off but refusing to hear the stories when your friends tell you about them. Rather, you'd prefer to hard delete the night act like it never happened.

Friend: Do you remember last night calling your ex and telling him he was the love of your life and you'd never love anyone like him, then using a wedding china to make nachos only to break it and spilling a glass of red wine all over your cashmere sweater.....

You interjecting: I don't need to hear any more. Let's hard delete last night.

Hard Butter

To insult or talk shit about your grandmother

Marco Pierre: "My grandmother is a faggot"
Jamie Oliver: "That's some hard butter"

Hard worker

In the uk, this mostly applies to Polish immigrants

The Polish immigrants work so hard in the uk. They're such hard workers

Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”